softblockwashere-deactivated202:
leave your shoes by the door
(optional homosexual)
we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland
oh there’s a third! bland, new south wales!
I’m sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It’s brilliant.
I need everyone to see this picture of a porcupine looking at stingrays in an aquarium
I see a very elegant lady in an interesting black and white outfit, fuchsia belt, looking at the aquarium
boag:
I’ve never seen Stevens universe and I reblogged this bc I thought we were all agreeing that this just looks like a kind soul who would want nothing more than for there to be peace and love on planet earth.
A blogger from China built a miniature cat house inside his wife’s pet store.
The animals have their own elevator, mini-TV, forge, bedroom and even a full bathroom with running water.
[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page
peasant: can we listen to something else
me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.
Bullies try and give me shit for using too many cremes and moisturizers but their punches slide off harmlessly and I slip-slide away down the halls like an oily little penguin
Mario and Bowser’s rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach’s kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior’s favorite babysitter.
Sonic and Eggman’s rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands
Where did you get Pangur?
descended from the sky tied to a balloon











