leave your shoes by the door

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m0mspc:

m0mspc:

hey guys i-

post cancelled. i’m putting my fish tank here instead

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zoestorm:

hyenaswine:

hyenaswine:

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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oh there’s a third! bland, new south wales!

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I’m sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It’s brilliant.

cricketcat9:

marinememes:

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I need everyone to see this picture of a porcupine looking at stingrays in an aquarium

I see a very elegant lady in an interesting black and white outfit, fuchsia belt, looking at the aquarium

bigandgreedy:

boag:

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I’ve never seen Stevens universe and I reblogged this bc I thought we were all agreeing that this just looks like a kind soul who would want nothing more than for there to be peace and love on planet earth.

ilikeit-art:

A blogger from China built a miniature cat house inside his wife’s pet store.

The animals have their own elevator, mini-TV, forge, bedroom and even a full bathroom with running water.

imlizy:

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

jncos:

Bullies try and give me shit for using too many cremes and moisturizers but their punches slide off harmlessly and I slip-slide away down the halls like an oily little penguin 

dragons-hoard-of-fandoms:

Mario and Bowser’s rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach’s kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior’s favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman’s rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands